I've decided I don't like going out to eat by myself, even dressed in ratty work clothes. I keep getting stared at by MEN. And it's uncomfortable. I keep wanting to tell them, "um.. it's RUDE to stare. You're NOT being a gentleman! STOP staring!!" and then throw something in their face. Stupid men.
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Mmm, I usually give my friends this advice. Fake mustache + muscle suit = no more awkward stares. Or at least, a different sort of awkward stare...
ReplyDeleteI heart you Daniel Maycock.
ReplyDeleteGurrrrrr, lemme at them!
ReplyDeleteHEH HEH HEH. I like going out to eat by myself better than with people, as you well know. :-D But I always bring a book so I forget I'm in a restaurant. Then I don't notice anyone staring. ;-)
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